We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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