Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Randomize
