Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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