i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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