Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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