There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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