I skipped work to stalk him.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
These tits shall not be calmed
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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