Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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