Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Randomize
