no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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