I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
