What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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