In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
