I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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