The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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