Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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