There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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