Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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