it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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