Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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