Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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