I've blown a few things in my day
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
