Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Randomize
