I feel like I'm in dance class right now
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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