Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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