Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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