Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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