so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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