I'm so fucking centered right now
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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