the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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