did you get engaged???
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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