I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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