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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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