Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Randomize
