yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Randomize
