Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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