: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
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