I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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