So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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