we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
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