Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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