i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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