my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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