I wannas sexs uuuuu
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
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