Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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