Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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