Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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