I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Randomize
