The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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