Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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