He told me they were just razor bumps!
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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