big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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