let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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