:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
